4 Bizarre Dishes to Try in Dallas and Fort Worth

At first blush, these plates may emit an "eww," but they nevertheless draw followings and critical raves.

Extraordinary dishes can seem downright bizarre when they involve eating various critters, or parts thereof, that stretch beyond the standard American diet. They might even cause a menu reader to bellow "eww"—much like Jimmy Fallon's "Sara" character on a recurring "Tonight Show" sketch would say ... "Ew."

However, an adventurous cowboy spirit, Spanish influences and other factors have combined to broaden the Dallas/Fort Worth area's palate for these beyond-the-ordinary dishes over the years. Don't be surprised to see any of these plates offering you a challenge when you're choosing what to eat at a restaurant in the area.


Calf fries

Calf Fries

Also known as "mountain oysters" to those who savor these delicacies farther north and west, bull testicles were long a favorite of cattle-driving ranch hands and the Spanish settlers who preceded them. But legend goes that it was a Fort Worth restaurant, Theo's, that in the 1920s first put "calf fries"—as they were called by stockyard ranch hands of the day—on a restaurant menu. Theo's offerings of fries and other fare would continue till the mid-1980s, and in 1993, the Riscky's barbecue family reopened the Stockyards building as Riscky's Steakhouse, also adopting some of Theo's menu.

Riscky's to this day proudly proclaims its restaurant, in the former Theo's location, as the home of "Texas-sized steaks and calf fries." (The "calf fries" tag actually is kinder than others that have arisen for the dish; bull testicles have gained such menu euphemisms as the original sack lunch, tendergroin and swinging beef, in addition to mountain oysters, over the years.)

Like most Texas restaurants that serve the dish, Riscky's batters and deep-fries its bovine orbs and tops them with homemade gravy. The result? Aficionados say they taste like chicken, with a flavor similar to chicken livers, yet with a texture that's akin to chicken gizzards.

Also on the Riscky's menu: In addition to a variety of steak cuts and the calf fries, find fried and grilled chicken, chicken-fried steak and seafood. Riscky's Steakhouse, 120 E. Exchange Ave., Fort Worth, 817.624.4800


Rabbit-rattlesnake sausage

Rabbit-Rattlesnake Sausage

Long a preparer of wild-game dishes and a lover of grilled food, acclaimed Texas chef Tim Love offers this inventive dish as an appetizer at both his Woodshed Smokehouse and Lonesome Dove restaurants in Fort Worth, and also as part of a paella on the Woodshed dinner menu. Because snake is known as a meat with much elasticity, Love grinds it and combines it with ground, white rabbit meat in a link to give the meat more texture, as well as a "punchy," or spicy, flavor.

Also on the Woodshed menu: such items as smoked pork empanadas and grilled jalapeño camp bread as appetizers and, as main courses, traditionally slow-cooked brisket and ribs, pork and beef-rib tamales and salmon tacos.

Woodshed Smokehouse, 3201 Riverfront Drive, Fort Worth, 817.877.4545
Lonesome Dove Western Bistro, 2406 N. Main St., Fort Worth, 817.740.8810


Menudo

Menudo

Not all Mexican restaurants serve this traditional south-of-the-border soup, whose chief ingredient is beef tripe, or meat that comes from a cow's stomach. Others serve menudo regularly as a weekend special—in contemporary Mexican culture, it's considered a cure for hangovers. It is cooked in a red-chili-pepper base, usually with lime, chopped onions and cilantro, and is commonly served with tortillas.

One Dallas spot that pays weekend homage to menudo is Taqueria y Carniceria Guanajuato. Housed in an unassuming building that looks more like an older convenience store, the taqueria in northwest Dallas is filled with the smell of the hearty Mexican stew on Saturday mornings. It also sells tripe by the pound in addition to other animal parts. Also on the taqueria's menu: rolled and stuffed tortillas during the week and carnitas tacos with green and red salsas. Taqueria y Carniceria Guanajuato, 2962 Walnut Hill Lane, Dallas, 214.366.0877

 

Pig head carnitas

Pig Head Carnitas

Your palate is porcine-heavy, you say? Then you must try CBD Provisions' Berkshire Pig Head Carnitas menu offering. The carnitas—Spanish for "little meats"—are presented family-style within the pig's head itself, its eyes glaring at you from the serving board. Dig into the head with a fork, however, and you'll unleash some of the most tender and juicy pork you've ever tasted. Served with tortillas, radishes and tomatillo sauce so you can eat the meat like a taco, this was named the city's dish of the year by the Dallas Observer in 2014. It's popular enough that there's limited availability; diners are asked to reserve a head 48 hours in advance.

Also on the CBD menu: With its flashy, modern-industrial decor adjacent to the ritzy Joule hotel downtown, CBD Provisions focuses on local ingredients and offers such contemporary Texas plates as roasted Gulf catch, rabbit pot au feu, and grass-fed beef tartare. CBD Provisions, 1530 Main St., Dallas, 214.261.4500

Jay Bemis
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